March 2012
February 2012
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loveontopknot:
Why Don’t You Love Me/ 212
The...
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druvk ansb stoned
someoned split me in two.
Something along the lines of this happens to me at...
Kemi: I've told you before you shouldn't wear those trousers because they make your cock stick out too much
Michael: OMG I hadn't noticed
Me: I have a penis deal with it.
5 minutes later...
Michael: Jed can you close your coat, I can't stop staring at your penis.
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rimjobs
obsessive-perversions:
are mandatory
My friend just liked "Bel Ami - Official UK fan...
Turns out it’s just a shitty movie with Rpatz rather than porn, shame really.
So much music to download.
I have an iPhone now, prepare for me to annoy the fuck out of you
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Finding myself projects to do over the summer, It’s fun and it’ll stop me going crazy.
Me and my brother.
Me: Why are you so brown?
Rory: Because I go on sunbeds pal.
Me: You're going to get cancer and die.
Rory: Says smokey smokerson.
Me: *laughing*
Rory: I think that's the single most hypocritical thing I've ever heard.
I want to go somewhere hot and lay on a beach wearing inappropriate clothing and drink cocktails.
I’ve been home 20 minutes and I’m already naked in bed.
